Beach Sex

You are on vacation in a tropical paradise with your partner and the urge to engage in some carnal pleasure strikes you. Beach sex sounds so romantic, doesn’t it? Before you drop those swimming trunks or that bathing suit, think about some of the problems that can occur with beach sex. You just may decide that your hotel room is a better place for making whoopee.

Beach sex burn – You probably think about applying sunscreen on the parts of the body that your bathing suit or swimming trunks don’t cover. But what if you decide to have a little extracurricular fun and strip down to your birthday suit? Chances are that you wouldn’t think about applying any sunscreen to your derriere. Many honeymoons have been cut short due to sunburns in very sensitive areas.

Beach sex is rough – Think sandpaper. It is given that name for a reason. Sand is abrasive and repeated contact with it can rub your skin raw. It doesn’t matter if you have a beach blanket or towel, sand manages to get everywhere. Think how your partner will feel with all that sand rubbing in the wrong places. In addition, you might as well kiss the effectiveness of your condom goodbye, because sand could wear a hole into it and you might end up with a little mini-me in about nine months. Or worse yet, you might catch a sexually transmitted disease.

Beach sex Peeping Toms – Unless you are into exhibitionism, beach sex is not a great plan. You may think you are alone with your partner, but chances are that there is a Peeping Tom somewhere with a handy pair of binoculars catching your show. Besides that, you and your partner could be fined or jailed for public indecency or lewdness. Getting caught having beach sex can put a damper on your paradise getaway.

If you are just dying to try beach sex, make sure that you have a private cabana or at least an extra-large umbrella so you can stay hidden from the public eye. This will also help you avoid the beach sex burn. The only thing you’ll have to figure out is how to keep from getting sand in unmentionable areas!