Party Sex

Did you know that there are rules to having party sex? We’re not talking about those drunken encounters that teenagers have. Rather, we are talking about the preferred behavior you should exhibit when you go to a swingers party. Swingers parties and other sex-related events are an entire subculture all their own. If you want to indulge in party sex, there are a few rules of the road to practice if you want to get lucky.

First of all, be clean! Take a shower or bathe, and use soap. Be well-groomed and not scraggly-looking (we won’t talk about the specifics here – figure it out). Make sure that your breath is fresh. You won’t find a partner for party sex if your breath smells like Hades. And follow your mom’s advice on underwear; make sure it is clean, attractive and has no weird stains.

Another guideline to follow before engaging in party sex is asking about the rules of the party. Every party host may have a different way of doing things. Do you bring your own protection or will there be condoms available there? Ask about the various behaviors or practices that are absolute no-no’s. What about drinking or smoking? Some party hosts prefer no type of abusive substances whatsoever. Follow the host’s rules or risk being permanently banned from the opportunity for party sex.

If you are a first-timer at a swingers party, ask someone for guidance and perhaps a few introductions. You will never gain entry to a possible party sex encounter by playing bashful or blatantly staring and looking ghoulish. Finally, and this is the most important piece of advice, take cues from your party sex partner. Don’t get so overly excited that you miss his or her body cues. Maintain eye contact, and if you want to try something wild, ask him or her if it is ok. By following the rules for party sex, you can expect a repeat performance.